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Oct. 19th, 2004 05:43 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
holly_evolvingWell, I always said that sooner or later I would learn to drink Scotch. After a rather brutal day at work, I have commenced lesson one, in which I have already discovered the following:
1-Scotch has a bite like a cobra with braces.
2-It actually tastes like poison. And wood.
3-I need a lot of water to cut mine.
4-Much like semen or coffee, Scotch is an acquired taste. I will probably learn to love it, also much like semen or coffee.
5-It will not take much of this to get me drunk.
For those curious, my initial lesson is three parts water to one part Johnny Walker Red Label, cold.
1-Scotch has a bite like a cobra with braces.
2-It actually tastes like poison. And wood.
3-I need a lot of water to cut mine.
4-Much like semen or coffee, Scotch is an acquired taste. I will probably learn to love it, also much like semen or coffee.
5-It will not take much of this to get me drunk.
For those curious, my initial lesson is three parts water to one part Johnny Walker Red Label, cold.
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Date: 2004-10-19 03:00 pm (UTC)Semen and coffee huh. nice combo, head in the morning anyone...lol
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Date: 2004-10-19 03:36 pm (UTC)And while morning head is lovely, I don't recommend going from either one to the other, as the tastes don't blend. Although, something without much flavor like chamomile tea, very hot, is a good idea right beforehand. Makes your mouth hot. I'd rather have morning sex, though.
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Date: 2004-10-19 04:06 pm (UTC)