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Oct. 19th, 2004 05:43 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
holly_evolvingWell, I always said that sooner or later I would learn to drink Scotch. After a rather brutal day at work, I have commenced lesson one, in which I have already discovered the following:
1-Scotch has a bite like a cobra with braces.
2-It actually tastes like poison. And wood.
3-I need a lot of water to cut mine.
4-Much like semen or coffee, Scotch is an acquired taste. I will probably learn to love it, also much like semen or coffee.
5-It will not take much of this to get me drunk.
For those curious, my initial lesson is three parts water to one part Johnny Walker Red Label, cold.
1-Scotch has a bite like a cobra with braces.
2-It actually tastes like poison. And wood.
3-I need a lot of water to cut mine.
4-Much like semen or coffee, Scotch is an acquired taste. I will probably learn to love it, also much like semen or coffee.
5-It will not take much of this to get me drunk.
For those curious, my initial lesson is three parts water to one part Johnny Walker Red Label, cold.
