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May. 12th, 2004 01:55 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
holly_evolvingI could say something important, but why? Instead, renaming myself as a drag queen and as a porn star:
(there are other variants on these formulae, but this is how I learned it in junior high)
Drag Queen:
First pet + mother's maiden name.
Snowbird Walsh.
not bad.
Porn Star:
Middle name + street you grew up on.
Kathleen Central.
Bwaaaaahhhh!
That's always been a personal favorite. I would love to be flooded with comments in a similar vein.
Platypus
(there are other variants on these formulae, but this is how I learned it in junior high)
Drag Queen:
First pet + mother's maiden name.
Snowbird Walsh.
not bad.
Porn Star:
Middle name + street you grew up on.
Kathleen Central.
Bwaaaaahhhh!
That's always been a personal favorite. I would love to be flooded with comments in a similar vein.
Platypus
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Date: 2004-05-12 07:17 am (UTC)First pet + mother's maiden name:
Scruffy Krossnodomski.
Clearly this formula doesn't work for everyone.
Porn Star:
Middle name + street you grew up on:
Elizabeth Yerkes.
Again, not workin'.
That WOULD be a good pen name though if I decided to start writing stuffy 18th centruy novels. So, good with the bad.
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Date: 2004-05-16 07:56 pm (UTC)