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May. 12th, 2004 01:55 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
holly_evolvingI could say something important, but why? Instead, renaming myself as a drag queen and as a porn star:
(there are other variants on these formulae, but this is how I learned it in junior high)
Drag Queen:
First pet + mother's maiden name.
Snowbird Walsh.
not bad.
Porn Star:
Middle name + street you grew up on.
Kathleen Central.
Bwaaaaahhhh!
That's always been a personal favorite. I would love to be flooded with comments in a similar vein.
Platypus
(there are other variants on these formulae, but this is how I learned it in junior high)
Drag Queen:
First pet + mother's maiden name.
Snowbird Walsh.
not bad.
Porn Star:
Middle name + street you grew up on.
Kathleen Central.
Bwaaaaahhhh!
That's always been a personal favorite. I would love to be flooded with comments in a similar vein.
Platypus
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Date: 2004-05-11 11:13 pm (UTC)Drag Queen: Kelly Franklin
- hot damn! That would actually work. Never tried drag... wonder how that would turn out. Wonder if I'd make a hot chick, Loretta!.. Okay, 'nuf said.
Porn Star: Peter Monroe
- freaky..those formulas WORK! Wonder... ah, shucks. Gonna quit while I'm ahead.
Badger badger badger badger... (trance)
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Date: 2004-05-12 07:17 am (UTC)First pet + mother's maiden name:
Scruffy Krossnodomski.
Clearly this formula doesn't work for everyone.
Porn Star:
Middle name + street you grew up on:
Elizabeth Yerkes.
Again, not workin'.
That WOULD be a good pen name though if I decided to start writing stuffy 18th centruy novels. So, good with the bad.
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Date: 2004-05-12 08:09 am (UTC)Shadow Thayer
Porn name:
Paul Edgewood
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Date: 2004-05-16 07:56 pm (UTC)