Well, shit.

ABS idiot light came on in my car this morning. Hopefully it's just brake dust on the sensor, or low fluid or something...but what if it's not? Thousands of dollars in repairs, that's what. I really hate this car.

There is no gift like the love of a pet

I give you: Skidboot the wonder dog

"The puppy, which was half Australian blue heeler and half chef's surprise, initially was unruly, with neighbors complaining that he was chasing livestock and pets."--from Dallas News article

Sadly, Skidboot passed away last year.
http://www.skidboot.com/
http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/fea/pets/stories/032807dnmetskidboot.3347adb.html