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Well, I always said that sooner or later I would learn to drink Scotch. After a rather brutal day at work, I have commenced lesson one, in which I have already discovered the following:

1-Scotch has a bite like a cobra with braces.
2-It actually tastes like poison. And wood.
3-I need a lot of water to cut mine.
4-Much like semen or coffee, Scotch is an acquired taste. I will probably learn to love it, also much like semen or coffee.
5-It will not take much of this to get me drunk.

For those curious, my initial lesson is three parts water to one part Johnny Walker Red Label, cold.

Word!

You are scottchurch. Young, rich, gifted, and
beautiful, you have it all. Beautiful women and
gay men flock to you, but you don't let it go
to your head. You know the song is about you.


Which scottchurchgirl are you?
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