Kansas is about to get interesting

Zombies?
Superheros?
Mutants?
Munchins?
All of the above?

http://www.kansas.com/news/breaking/story/979603.html

Barack Obama already sounds like a Jedi name

I don't love everything about him, but he is decidedly our most fun president:

( Large photo, totally awesome )

Platypi Tweet?

Apparently, platypi tweet.

• 13:02 I have no patience today. #
• 08:43 Your crotchfruit's bus stops traffic and you have the nerve to try to pull out front? You should have pulled out 6 years ago, asswipe. #

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Stones and People are Made the Same Way

Without stress and extraordinary circumstances, we're just fat lumps of carbon, nearly useless. We barely burn bright enough to see. It's when we endure the unendurable, the extreme pressures and weirdness, that we become precious, more than we were when we started.

Pain has a purpose. The untried, untested, unhurt...are the unspecial.