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I fear Mad TV. Just sayin'.

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The Generic Teenager Stereotype
Do you drink [alcohol]?: On occasion
Do you party a lot?: nope
How often?: not often enough
Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?: yepper
How often do you use the word 'like' in an average hour?: almost never
Do you skip classes? I did.
How often?: often. very very often.
Do you have casual sex? indeedy
Protected?: always
Do you steal?: nope
Do you wear inappropriate clothing?: whenever possible
Do you drool over celebrities?: some of them
Do you watch a lot of TV?: nope
Do you ever watch the News?: yes
Do you even care about world issues?: very much, but i try not to be annoying about it
Do you read books often?: love to
Are you failing a lot of your classes?: 3 in my lifetime, 2 in college
Do you spend most of your time with your friends?: yes
Do you smoke cigarettes?: no
Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?: once upon a time. I still check on the Dunkin Donuts kids when I can
Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?: always
Do you cuss a lot?: like a sailor
Are you desperate to fit in?: hell no
Are you intelligent?: very much

The Goth Stereotype
Black lipstick?: pretty
Black eyeliner?: pretty
Black eyeshadow?: pretty
Black trenchcoat?: pretty
Black boots?: pretty
Black fishnets?: pretty
Black nail polish?: pretty
Cigarettes?: ugly
Heavy metal music?: pretty
Marilyn Manson?: ok
Kittie?: ok
Cradle of Filth?: ok
Constant frown and perpetual angst?: ugly

Do you like to be seen as:
Are you an intellectual?: nah, they're boring and they don't get laid
An atheist?:too risky
Horrible home life?: nope
Hopelessly depressed?: nope
Suffering with suicidal idealations?: is that even a word?
Self-mutilation?: eek

The Punk Stereotype
Plaid?: cute
Big black boots?: cute
Mohawk?: cute. but not on me
Excessive piercings? [Especially facial]: cute. but not on me
Loud, confident and opinionated?: hell yeah
Wild hair colors?: i can't wait!
NOFX?: rock on
Rancid?: rock on
Well versed on political scandals and outrages?: yes

The Jock Sterotype
What's your IQ?: 165, last i checked, but math has been getting easy, so i'd better check again
Do you watch a lot of sports?: no
Play a lot of sports?: not in the traditional sense
Talk a lot about sports?: no
Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?: anything else!
Are you arrogant?: yes
Are you a male or female whore?: i've never been paid for sex
Are you homophobic?: i'm bisexual. and i like it
Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?: no
But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity?: not anymore
Boobs = yes?: mine are nice and i like other people's
Parties = yes?: sure
Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers = yes?: i've walked a worse road, but now I'm free

The Girl Stereotype
Do you spend a lot of time on your appearence?: not usually
Have you ever been on a diet?: yes. must lose weight or my back will never stop hurting
How much did you lose?:so far, 20-ish pounds
Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder?: never been that bad
Make yourself throw up?: horrors
Make-up?: fun
Low-cut tops?: fun
How big are your boobies? [Cup size]: 36D
Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it?: how would i know if i don't realize it?
Giggle a lot?: more lately. yay being happy again!
What's the deal with boys?: they're cute
Thongs?: more comfy now that i'm used to them
Pretty bras?: work for me
YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al?: cosmo is funny
Who's the weaker sex?:no such thing
Are you a feminist?: yes
Do you think Brad Pitt is hot?: yes
How often do you shave your legs?:whenever it becomes necessary
How about your armpits?: every few days or they itch
Are you emotional?: very very
Especially when on your period?: not much difference

This Or That [Oh, that old coconut.]
Originality or Acceptance?: be happy with who you are
Independence or Companionship?: independence
Stability or Freedom?: freedom
Personal or Interpersonal?:interpersonal
Introvert or Extrovert?: extrovert
Popularity or Isolation?:what about a few close loving friends
Unique or Loved?:why not both?
Understood or Individual?: understood individual
You or Them?:. me

Meme night

1. Go into your LJ's archives.
2. Find your 23rd post (or closest to).
3. Find the fifth sentence (or closest to).
4. Post the text of the sentence in your blog along with these instructions.

"My mutha would be so proud! "

Homely?

I may not be as stunning as Lady Meg, but homely I am not. And I find learning much easier than studying. Other than that, damn close to perfect.

JULY:
Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and
to be understood.
Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in
oneself. Has reputation.
Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's
feelings. Tactful.
Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and
unpredictable. Moody and
easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful.
Forgiving but never forgets.
Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides
others physically and
mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions
carefully. Caring and loving.
Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy.
Wary and sharp. Judges
people through observations. Hardworking. No
difficulties in studying. Loves
to be alone. Always broods about the past and the
old friends. Likes to be
quiet. Homely person. Waits for friends. Never
looks for friends. Not
aggressive unless provoked. Prone to having stomach
and dieting problems.
Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to
recover


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