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May. 1st, 2004 09:04 pmThe Generic Teenager Stereotype
Do you drink [alcohol]?: On occasion
Do you party a lot?: nope
How often?: not often enough
Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?: yepper
How often do you use the word 'like' in an average hour?: almost never
Do you skip classes? I did.
How often?: often. very very often.
Do you have casual sex? indeedy
Protected?: always
Do you steal?: nope
Do you wear inappropriate clothing?: whenever possible
Do you drool over celebrities?: some of them
Do you watch a lot of TV?: nope
Do you ever watch the News?: yes
Do you even care about world issues?: very much, but i try not to be annoying about it
Do you read books often?: love to
Are you failing a lot of your classes?: 3 in my lifetime, 2 in college
Do you spend most of your time with your friends?: yes
Do you smoke cigarettes?: no
Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?: once upon a time. I still check on the Dunkin Donuts kids when I can
Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?: always
Do you cuss a lot?: like a sailor
Are you desperate to fit in?: hell no
Are you intelligent?: very much
The Goth Stereotype
Black lipstick?: pretty
Black eyeliner?: pretty
Black eyeshadow?: pretty
Black trenchcoat?: pretty
Black boots?: pretty
Black fishnets?: pretty
Black nail polish?: pretty
Cigarettes?: ugly
Heavy metal music?: pretty
Marilyn Manson?: ok
Kittie?: ok
Cradle of Filth?: ok
Constant frown and perpetual angst?: ugly
Do you like to be seen as:
Are you an intellectual?: nah, they're boring and they don't get laid
An atheist?:too risky
Horrible home life?: nope
Hopelessly depressed?: nope
Suffering with suicidal idealations?: is that even a word?
Self-mutilation?: eek
The Punk Stereotype
Plaid?: cute
Big black boots?: cute
Mohawk?: cute. but not on me
Excessive piercings? [Especially facial]: cute. but not on me
Loud, confident and opinionated?: hell yeah
Wild hair colors?: i can't wait!
NOFX?: rock on
Rancid?: rock on
Well versed on political scandals and outrages?: yes
The Jock Sterotype
What's your IQ?: 165, last i checked, but math has been getting easy, so i'd better check again
Do you watch a lot of sports?: no
Play a lot of sports?: not in the traditional sense
Talk a lot about sports?: no
Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?: anything else!
Are you arrogant?: yes
Are you a male or female whore?: i've never been paid for sex
Are you homophobic?: i'm bisexual. and i like it
Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?: no
But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity?: not anymore
Boobs = yes?: mine are nice and i like other people's
Parties = yes?: sure
Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers = yes?: i've walked a worse road, but now I'm free
The Girl Stereotype
Do you spend a lot of time on your appearence?: not usually
Have you ever been on a diet?: yes. must lose weight or my back will never stop hurting
How much did you lose?:so far, 20-ish pounds
Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder?: never been that bad
Make yourself throw up?: horrors
Make-up?: fun
Low-cut tops?: fun
How big are your boobies? [Cup size]: 36D
Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it?: how would i know if i don't realize it?
Giggle a lot?: more lately. yay being happy again!
What's the deal with boys?: they're cute
Thongs?: more comfy now that i'm used to them
Pretty bras?: work for me
YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al?: cosmo is funny
Who's the weaker sex?:no such thing
Are you a feminist?: yes
Do you think Brad Pitt is hot?: yes
How often do you shave your legs?:whenever it becomes necessary
How about your armpits?: every few days or they itch
Are you emotional?: very very
Especially when on your period?: not much difference
This Or That [Oh, that old coconut.]
Originality or Acceptance?: be happy with who you are
Independence or Companionship?: independence
Stability or Freedom?: freedom
Personal or Interpersonal?:interpersonal
Introvert or Extrovert?: extrovert
Popularity or Isolation?:what about a few close loving friends
Unique or Loved?:why not both?
Understood or Individual?: understood individual
You or Them?:. me
Do you drink [alcohol]?: On occasion
Do you party a lot?: nope
How often?: not often enough
Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?: yepper
How often do you use the word 'like' in an average hour?: almost never
Do you skip classes? I did.
How often?: often. very very often.
Do you have casual sex? indeedy
Protected?: always
Do you steal?: nope
Do you wear inappropriate clothing?: whenever possible
Do you drool over celebrities?: some of them
Do you watch a lot of TV?: nope
Do you ever watch the News?: yes
Do you even care about world issues?: very much, but i try not to be annoying about it
Do you read books often?: love to
Are you failing a lot of your classes?: 3 in my lifetime, 2 in college
Do you spend most of your time with your friends?: yes
Do you smoke cigarettes?: no
Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?: once upon a time. I still check on the Dunkin Donuts kids when I can
Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?: always
Do you cuss a lot?: like a sailor
Are you desperate to fit in?: hell no
Are you intelligent?: very much
The Goth Stereotype
Black lipstick?: pretty
Black eyeliner?: pretty
Black eyeshadow?: pretty
Black trenchcoat?: pretty
Black boots?: pretty
Black fishnets?: pretty
Black nail polish?: pretty
Cigarettes?: ugly
Heavy metal music?: pretty
Marilyn Manson?: ok
Kittie?: ok
Cradle of Filth?: ok
Constant frown and perpetual angst?: ugly
Do you like to be seen as:
Are you an intellectual?: nah, they're boring and they don't get laid
An atheist?:too risky
Horrible home life?: nope
Hopelessly depressed?: nope
Suffering with suicidal idealations?: is that even a word?
Self-mutilation?: eek
The Punk Stereotype
Plaid?: cute
Big black boots?: cute
Mohawk?: cute. but not on me
Excessive piercings? [Especially facial]: cute. but not on me
Loud, confident and opinionated?: hell yeah
Wild hair colors?: i can't wait!
NOFX?: rock on
Rancid?: rock on
Well versed on political scandals and outrages?: yes
The Jock Sterotype
What's your IQ?: 165, last i checked, but math has been getting easy, so i'd better check again
Do you watch a lot of sports?: no
Play a lot of sports?: not in the traditional sense
Talk a lot about sports?: no
Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?: anything else!
Are you arrogant?: yes
Are you a male or female whore?: i've never been paid for sex
Are you homophobic?: i'm bisexual. and i like it
Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?: no
But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity?: not anymore
Boobs = yes?: mine are nice and i like other people's
Parties = yes?: sure
Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers = yes?: i've walked a worse road, but now I'm free
The Girl Stereotype
Do you spend a lot of time on your appearence?: not usually
Have you ever been on a diet?: yes. must lose weight or my back will never stop hurting
How much did you lose?:so far, 20-ish pounds
Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder?: never been that bad
Make yourself throw up?: horrors
Make-up?: fun
Low-cut tops?: fun
How big are your boobies? [Cup size]: 36D
Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it?: how would i know if i don't realize it?
Giggle a lot?: more lately. yay being happy again!
What's the deal with boys?: they're cute
Thongs?: more comfy now that i'm used to them
Pretty bras?: work for me
YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al?: cosmo is funny
Who's the weaker sex?:no such thing
Are you a feminist?: yes
Do you think Brad Pitt is hot?: yes
How often do you shave your legs?:whenever it becomes necessary
How about your armpits?: every few days or they itch
Are you emotional?: very very
Especially when on your period?: not much difference
This Or That [Oh, that old coconut.]
Originality or Acceptance?: be happy with who you are
Independence or Companionship?: independence
Stability or Freedom?: freedom
Personal or Interpersonal?:interpersonal
Introvert or Extrovert?: extrovert
Popularity or Isolation?:what about a few close loving friends
Unique or Loved?:why not both?
Understood or Individual?: understood individual
You or Them?:. me