Funny

The peanut gallery will please note that I do wear glasses and I did have vivid green hair at one point. And 12 horny alien girls? Works for me (as long as we're talking Iczelion hot here).

What would your Anime life be like? by hearthlight
Name:
Gender:
Your looks:	Vivid green hair and glasses.
Your best friend:	Twelve horny alien girls.
Your powers:	No powers. Just guns.
Your beloved:	None, you haven't the time.
Your occupation:	Student.
Your ending:	You sacrifice yourself.
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Some conversation is too much fun not to share

imstillaplatypus: i'm sick
Neg Azp Lus: aww...feel better
imstillaplatypus: thanks
Neg Azp Lus: flu sick, or just a cold, or fever or what?
imstillaplatypus: fever, sore, stuffy, cough, sneeze, the works
Neg Azp Lus: ouch
imstillaplatypus: yeah :-(
Neg Azp Lus: i've always favored the lying in bed all damn day hovering in and out of wakefulness treatment for those specific symptoms
imstillaplatypus: if i could tolerate it, i would
imstillaplatypus: i slept for 3 hours and now i'm awake
Neg Azp Lus: hmm
Neg Azp Lus: cheekan sooop?
imstillaplatypus: if there were any here. or if i felt like leaving
Neg Azp Lus: hrmm
imstillaplatypus: pout sick whiny
Neg Azp Lus: :-(
imstillaplatypus: i'll live
imstillaplatypus: http://www.cosplayidol.com/cosplayers/detail.asp?memberid=9606
imstillaplatypus: mistress thelia from MR
imstillaplatypus: brb food
Neg Azp Lus: oooh

Auto response from imstillaplatypus: Cooking at this hour. I blame Dan. Pasta, here I come!

Neg Azp Lus: cammy
Neg Azp Lus: but she's not blonde :-(
Neg Azp Lus: and her hair needs the 20 lbs of gel to actually do that crazy anime stand-up thing :-D
Neg Azp Lus: wb
imstillaplatypus: wb?
Neg Azp Lus: welcome back :-)
Neg Azp Lus: heh...internet slang
imstillaplatypus: very well
imstillaplatypus: i'm in two ims of just gobbledygook
imstillaplatypus: combination of flu + pms is making me feel high
imstillaplatypus: i'm walking like i'm on a boat, everything tastes amazing, everything is having major emotional impact, and i feel tipsy
imstillaplatypus: whee! i should sell my used tissues
Neg Azp Lus: haha
Neg Azp Lus: wacky
Neg Azp Lus: what kind of meds are you taking....the good ones I gather?
imstillaplatypus: none whatsoever
Neg Azp Lus: neato
Neg Azp Lus: infect me plz
Neg Azp Lus: heh
imstillaplatypus: i'll mail you some tissues
Neg Azp Lus: woot
imstillaplatypus: achoo! *sneezes on you*
Neg Azp Lus: although under the PATRIOT ACT they could arrest you forever for sending biological warfare agents through the mail :-P
imstillaplatypus: this isn't war, it's loooove, baby
Neg Azp Lus: HAHA
imstillaplatypus: wow. i never would have said that healthy. because i wouldn't have thought of it. i'm so sick i'm dumb. see?
imstillaplatypus: <------high on flu
Neg Azp Lus: w00t
imstillaplatypus: w00t 2 y3r b00tz
imstillaplatypus: wow
imstillaplatypus: i said taht
imstillaplatypus: that
Neg Azp Lus: that's a good one....i'll have to post that on message boards to annoy people
Neg Azp Lus: heh
Neg Azp Lus: and those cosplay outfits were damn cool
imstillaplatypus: whee
imstillaplatypus: i rock
imstillaplatypus: iroc. z.
imstillaplatypus: so what does l44t translate to, then?
Neg Azp Lus: it's l33t
Neg Azp Lus: 4 = a
Neg Azp Lus: 3 = e
imstillaplatypus: ah. thus l4tt3 equals latte and i should be shot for that
Neg Azp Lus: hahha
Neg Azp Lus: or you can go all out and use 1 for L and 7 for T
Neg Azp Lus: thus 14773
imstillaplatypus: but i normally don't 1337 at all
Neg Azp Lus: good...it's a naughty habit
imstillaplatypus: amber blames the echidnas
Neg Azp Lus: for what? having rubbery eggs and lacking nipples? it's not their fault :-(
imstillaplatypus: for me being whacked
imstillaplatypus: do you mind if i post this convo in my LJ?
*boing*
Neg Azp Lus: not at all....i'd be delighted in fact
Neg Azp Lus: tis so gloriously odd
imstillaplatypus: what is?
imstillaplatypus: oh, this?
imstillaplatypus: yes, well...i am glorious, you know
Neg Azp Lus: yesh
imstillaplatypus: yesh? yesh, mishter andershon? wouldn't the matrix have been fucking hilarious if agent smith had had a lisp
Neg Azp Lus: heh
Neg Azp Lus: every time I see that guy, all i can think is "he convincingly played a gay cross-dresser"
imstillaplatypus: word. unless he is a gay cross dresser pretending to be a straight man pretending to be a gay cross dresser
imstillaplatypus: www.humanforsale.com
imstillaplatypus: find out how much you'd be worth
Neg Azp Lus: yeah...i did that back in college....i forget at the moment, so why the heck not
Neg Azp Lus: how big is my penis?
Neg Azp Lus: heh
imstillaplatypus: 7 & 1/2
Neg Azp Lus: 8 it is :-D
imstillaplatypus: i'm surprised i remember tha
imstillaplatypus: t
imstillaplatypus: brb juice
Neg Azp Lus: mmm juie
imstillaplatypus: orange + lemon+ lime + tangerine + grapefruit =five alive
Neg Azp Lus: YAY
Neg Azp Lus: i loved that stuff as a kid

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imstillaplatypus: mmm, death
Neg Azp Lus: chewey on the inside, crunchy on the outside!
imstillaplatypus: have you ever read lovecraft?
Neg Azp Lus: but of course
imstillaplatypus: what did you think?
Neg Azp Lus: i love his work...he's all kinds of creepy and macabre
imstillaplatypus: what have you read?
Neg Azp Lus: not to mention the necronomicon, which people are still trying to find to this day :-P
Neg Azp Lus: umm
Neg Azp Lus: some book of his collected works or another
Neg Azp Lus: i forget
imstillaplatypus: do you remember any of the titles?
imstillaplatypus: have you read At the Mountains of Madness?
Neg Azp Lus: sounds really familiar
imstillaplatypus: antarctic expedition discovers ruins of elder god colony in mountains taller than himalayas?
Neg Azp Lus: yes
Neg Azp Lus: very cool
imstillaplatypus: wow
imstillaplatypus: i hate it
imstillaplatypus: i'm reading it as a cultural excercise
Neg Azp Lus: how so
imstillaplatypus: i think he reads like someone trying to show off how much technical knowledge he has
imstillaplatypus: a scientist with an imagination who thought he could be an author.....except he had no scientific background beyond reading a lot of magazines
Neg Azp Lus: yeah, his science is crap....but the writing style just sounds "old" to me
Neg Azp Lus: they all did that wayy too wordy shit back then for some odd reason
imstillaplatypus: so....verbose.....give me Mark Twain any day
imstillaplatypus: or Lewis Carroll, for chrissakes
imstillaplatypus: Poe wasn't nearly so weighty
Neg Azp Lus: yeah, i personally prefer lovecraft to poe
imstillaplatypus: yeech
Neg Azp Lus: something about the verboseness makes me happy :-P
imstillaplatypus: i'm the only BA in English I know who hates extraneous words
Neg Azp Lus: meh...i prefer succinctness myself, but with that kind of writing I think it adds to the mood
imstillaplatypus: just bores me
imstillaplatypus: i always feel distanced by verbose authors