Bitches & bitching

[holly_evolving]

Watching Animal Planet dog championships...I'm only posting because there's a commercial break. I love the hound group. Honestly, I think it should be split into sight and scent hounds.

So I have something to complain about. Victoria's Secret. I'm a 36D. Why, when I walk into their store, are the only bras in my size either push-up or reducing? Why must I wish to be either bigger or smaller than I am? Why can't I like being a 36D? WHEN did being a 36D become a bad thing? So I will no longer buy Victoria's Secret bras.

Hmm, I'm pretty horny.

Comments

[vampire-scion.livejournal.com]

I had to comment on this because:

1) You reference your 36 D breasts.
and
2) You are pretty horny.

*blink*

Moving right along...

A poor analogy, perhaps--but I am a tall, large man. It's difficult for me to find any nice dress shirts or pants. Even then, they fit poorly-- too small in some place, too tight in others. I end up looking like a hobo, and I've pretty much had this frame since I was fourteen.

Well-- I certainly see no problem with the gifts your creators have endowed you with anymore than I rue my own. It sucks you can't find appropaite bras in your size. Strangely, I have a book on sewing undergarments-- part of the Singer series-- but I feel you will probally find something which suits you without having to go the DIY route.

Jason

[holly-evolving.livejournal.com]

You've always managed to pull yourself together well when I've seen you. And yeah, I'm probably going to follow in glamour_junkie's footsteps rather than make my own. I don't have time to learn to use my sewing machine. Which is a crying shame; it's such a nice one.

[vampire-scion.livejournal.com]

...and me without a sewing machine!

I manage to pull myself together because you are a nice young lady and I can dress nice ensamble with my good clothes, oh, one or two days a month.

I betcha you'll look all purty done up in bridesmaid gear. I'd love to see your dress and hair!

[holly-evolving.livejournal.com]

Awww, I feel special.

I'll post any pictures I get of the event.