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Attn: grumpymonkey

Ever have one of those days where you wonder how your world got so small?

I had a conversation tonight with a friend from North Jersey who's never ever heard of Liberty City Rising, nor has he been to Gen Conn. And yet, this is what he said to me about Kobolds eating babies:

"It's not your fault that Kobolds are gourmets. It's not you fault that King Torg (All Hail King Torg!) is hungry. It's not your fault that the tastiest thing a KObold has ever eaten is sweet baby! And it's defineatly, not your fault that Kobolds are the most incompetent, reckless, and accident prone race to ever crawl out of a cave. But it is your problem...


King Torg (All Hail King Torg!) needs you - yes, you - to go out to the nearby human town and bring back the freshest, tastiest, plumpest human babies you can find - or, the King will be eating you (and Kobold's pretty darn tasty.)"

Turns out it's from a game called Kobolds Ate My Baby. Neat, huh?

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I actually own that game; it's under my bed somewhere.