beaver joke
Apr. 13th, 2004 01:05 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
holly_evolvingimstillaplatypus: creative explanation as to why i'm broke
imstillaplatypus: so, i decided to be a hermit for a while
imstillaplatypus: this requires a hidden house with a hidden entrance
imstillaplatypus: a beaver lodge would be ideal, especially since i don't mind swimming.
imstillaplatypus: so i found one in a bayou, but it was occupied by a couple of beavers
imstillaplatypus: they put up a hell of a fight about it, until i signed papers saying i'd rent them a condo in miami
MonkeyWithALaser: oh my
imstillaplatypus: they cheerfully relocated and now i'm broke
imstillaplatypus: lost my money the old fashioned way
imstillaplatypus: on beaver i couldn't afford
imstillaplatypus: so, i decided to be a hermit for a while
imstillaplatypus: this requires a hidden house with a hidden entrance
imstillaplatypus: a beaver lodge would be ideal, especially since i don't mind swimming.
imstillaplatypus: so i found one in a bayou, but it was occupied by a couple of beavers
imstillaplatypus: they put up a hell of a fight about it, until i signed papers saying i'd rent them a condo in miami
MonkeyWithALaser: oh my
imstillaplatypus: they cheerfully relocated and now i'm broke
imstillaplatypus: lost my money the old fashioned way
imstillaplatypus: on beaver i couldn't afford