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Me: dire honey badger
Jordan: well yes
Me: kicking the shit out of bears
Jordan: that would be an issue
Jordan: and then the dire bear shows up and throws down
Me: and then the dire wolverine shows up
Me: chases the bear off its own kill
Jordan: seriousyl
Jordan: those things stink
Me: because NOTHING FUCKS WITH A WOLVERINE
Jordan: poor bear
Jordan: doesn't matter
J: that bear will go find an awesome can to get stuck on its nose
L: maybe go play with a tire
L: and the bear will be all like
L: i'm happy now and you're still a ragy douche
L: and the wolverine would cry
J: not to be confused with the Menstral Bear?
L: because it's life is an empty chasm of rage
J: poor wolverine
L: and then it would eat its feeling
J: i've seen bear cavalry
L: and by feelings i mean the bear
J: usually ridden by dwarves for some reason
L: because it's a motherfukcing wolverine
J: goddamn wolverines
J: natures' jerks