Extensive Meme

[holly_evolving]

1. Take your livejournal username and replace each letter with the corresponding
number (a=1, b=2, etc.). If your name contains numbers, you'll need to convert
them to words first before you can convert to numbers.
imaplatypus=9+13+1+16+12+1+20+25+16+21+19=153

2. Add all of the numbers together to create a kind of super number.
153

3. Make a note of the first digit of this number, then add the digits together.
1, 9

4. Find the post of this number in your livejournal. If you don't have that many posts,
add the digits together again. Keep doing so until the number is smaller than your
pathetic number of posts.

9th post--1/26/04, 4:35 PM:
"Stir Crazy
Ever get to the point where you're not depressed, but you're so bored you feel like you are? I need to get OUT and I have nowhere to go!!!
My sister's surgery has been postponed. I begin to hate health insurance carriers.
I've been the recipient of a few unexpected kindnesses lately. It gives me hope that the whole world doesn't hate me. If you heard about all the people who don't like you as much as I do, you'd have security issues of that variety, too.
My dad is helping me fix my resume so I can get a grownup job.

Platypus "

5. Take the digit you noted in step 3, and count that many words into the post.
1=ever

6. Use the resulting word in a google image search, and select the first
picture from the first page and post the results