If I were a month, I would be: July
If I were a time of day, I would be: midnight
If I were a planet, I would be: Earth
If I were a sea animal, I would be a/an: nurse shark
If I were a direction, I would be: east
If I were a piece of furniture, I would be: Jefferson writing desk
If I were a sin, I would be: Lust
If I were a historical figure, I would be: Cleopatra
If I were a stone, I would be: onyx
If I were a tree, I would be a/an: holly
If I were a bird, I would be a/an: peregrine falcon
If I were a tool, I would be: bodice dagger
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: black orchid
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: 78 degrees, sunny, low humidity, bit of a sea breeze
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: dragon. European.
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: baby grand piano
If I were an animal, I would be: european shorthaired cat
If I were a color, I would be: deep velvety midnight blue
If I were an emotion, I would be: quiet joy
If I were a vegetable, I would be: broccoli
If I were a sound, I would be: a pane of glass shattering in a metal garbage can
If I were a car, I would be: '74 GTO judge
If I were a movie, I would be directed by: Baz Luhrman
If I were a book, I would be written by: Heinlein
If I were a place, I would be: the Horsehead Nebula
If I were a material, I would be: fine silver chain mesh
If I were a taste, I would be: light, sweet, and slightly acidic
If I were a scent, I would be: vanilla-cinnamon-sweet musk-patchouli-sandalwood-coconut
If I were a religion, I would be: omnitheism
If I were a word, I would be: luscious
If I were an object, I would be: an apple
If I were a body part, I would be: Eyes
If I were a facial expression, I would be: cute, mischievous grin
If I were a subject in school, I would be: world mythology
If I were a comic book character, I would be: Death
If I were a shape, I would be a/n: infinity symbol
If I were a number, I would be: 8...the number of the inner demon's master