Quotes my mommy found for me
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holly_evolving"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." - Winston Churchill
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." Clarence Darrow
"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary." - William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway). --Have I ever told you that I dislike Faulkner immensely, and have always found him pretentious?--
"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it." - unattributed
"He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others." - Samuel Johnson
"He loves nature in spite of what it did to him." - Forrest Tucker
"Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?" - Mark Twain
"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork." - Mae West
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." - Oscar Wilde
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912) --Most people today use statistics in the same manner!
"He has Van Gogh's ear for music." - Billy Wilder
"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." - Groucho Marx
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." Clarence Darrow
"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary." - William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway). --Have I ever told you that I dislike Faulkner immensely, and have always found him pretentious?--
"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it." - unattributed
"He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others." - Samuel Johnson
"He loves nature in spite of what it did to him." - Forrest Tucker
"Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?" - Mark Twain
"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork." - Mae West
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." - Oscar Wilde
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912) --Most people today use statistics in the same manner!
"He has Van Gogh's ear for music." - Billy Wilder
"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." - Groucho Marx
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Date: 2009-06-24 03:59 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-06-24 06:56 pm (UTC)Awesome.