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[holly_evolving]

Something silly and fun just happened at work, and I need to share. The office is comprised of myself and a family: Jill, her son Chris, and Chris's wife Lara. Today is Chris's birthday.

I printed a bitmap of a hippopotomas, a shuttlecock, and two ewes (Hippo Birdie Two Ewes). I then went to Dunkin Donuts and picked up a dozen of his favorites, using extra D&D stickers to affix the bitmap to the top of the donut box, and brought that back to work. Yes they pay me to do these crazy things.

There is a tree service on site today, removing some trees that were damaged to the point of being dangerous in a recent storm (one was even lightning-struck. how cool is that?) Lara said something to the effect of "wouldn't it be funny if we put a log in here?" (never say something like that unless you want me to act on it, by the way). So I asked very nicely, and one of the tree service guys rolled an end-table-sized log into the middle of our office. The donut box is sitting on it.

The nice tree man asked me why I wanted the log, so I told him, "It's the boss's birthday and we want to mess with him." This is apparently the right answer.

Comments

[mistresswyn.livejournal.com]

I love you sooo much. I loved fucking with peoples cubicles. Like T.P.ing them. or getting helium balloons and covering the top with clear packing tape trapping them in.

vasaline on the ear piece of a phone is also one of my favs!

[holly-evolving.livejournal.com]

Geez, and all I could come up with was a piece of a tree with some donuts on it.

;)

[junipers-rose.livejournal.com]

I ♥ my new coffee table.

Chris is in so much trouble with us in the same room for 8 hours a day.

[holly-evolving.livejournal.com]

I &hearts my job! It's so great to work with friends again.

[junipers-rose.livejournal.com]

Carol. Thou shalt not sabotage my office.

[mistresswyn.livejournal.com]

ya know... I am only a txt a way. I can txt you simple little pranks that will keep everyone laughing... well, everyone except lara since she will know its cause of me :P Today I am doing laundry and taking all of Rick's Underware and turning them inside out before I fold them. I also need a clown doll. I found out someone does not like clowns. I think first I should let him think I am dreaming tonite and start saying kant sleep, clowns will eat me.....I also need a clown mask so one nite when he crawls into bed and i have a blanket over my head......

I'm so fucking evil.

[holly-evolving.livejournal.com]

Once the papers are cleared up, then perhaps...

Mwah ha ha.