Sorry, sir, I'm just not that stupid

[holly_evolving]

So, last night I had to stop on my way home to get gas. It was around 11:45 PM, and the Shell station on 202 on my way is open till midnight. So I pull into the lot. And as soon as I turn off my car, the main lights turn off.

Attendant walks out to my car. I crack my window.

He says "I just turned off the pumps."
I say "okay, thanks anyway" and start my car.
He says "you know what? if you can wait 5 minutes i can get the pumps started up again."
Now, the pumps shouldn't have been off yet in the first place, but i roll with it. "Thanks" i say.
So then he says "okay, and then you have to give me a ride to meet my friend on route 22."
So then I say "bye" and drive off.

I went 45 minutes out of my way to get gas at the non-rape 24-hour Hess station 20 minutes down the road.

Comments

[jenn-girl.livejournal.com]

good call. non-rape gas is definitely better than creepy guy gas. (I just read that again, and it sounds really funny- but I'm not changing it. so there :p

[holly-evolving.livejournal.com]

Your humor is welcomed and appreciated. :)