I'm going to Disneyworld!

No, not really. But I has spoken on teh interwebs.

http://www.q1043.com/pages/charltonhestonsgun.html

(I'm Lily)

Incommunicado

Le sigh. Meebo does not work on the receptionist's computer. So while I have random 20 minute bursts to fill (HATE receptionist work) I can't fill them. :( This computer sucks. No javascript, 256K, ugh.

Plus it's a Mac. I am a PC user. Go to www.absurdnotions.org to see why.

Orphaned Works Bill doesn't exist.

http://maradydd.livejournal.com/374886.html

Writer's Block: Dream Job

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I don't have one! This has been a plague, as most job interviewers ask the HR-school question, "What's your ideal job?"
Answer: whatever lets me indulge my interests when I'm not there.

borrowed from the lovely. intelligent. brave. annisette_toast.

One word answer meme. Self-explanatory (violation! no hyphens!)

Where is your mobile phone? purse
Your significant other? dreamboy
Your hair? short
Your mother? tough
Your father? dead
Your favorite thing? cat
Your dream last night? angry
Your favorite drink? water
Your dream/goal? freedom
The room you're in? reception
Your ex? failure
Your fear? disappointment
Where do you want to be in 6 years? jersey
Where were you last night? road
What you're not? skinny
Muffins? nummy
One of your wish list items? money
Where you grew up? schizophrenic
The last thing you did? type
What are you wearing? turtleneck
Your TV? disconnected
Your pets? Mudflap!
Your computer? lappytop
Your life? confused
Your mood? irked
Missing someone? achingly
Your car? guzzler
Something you're not wearing? underpants
Favorite Store? petco
Your summer? hot
Like someone? friendship
Your favorite color? cobalt
When is the last time you laughed? yesterday
Last time you cried? yestere'en

I am bored and so you get Memebon!

http://www.memebon.jp/

teeny

tiny

kitten

If they're small enough, even Persian cats are cute.

"The marathon is easy. There are no lions."

http://sport.guardian.co.uk/athletics/story/0,,2273114,00.html

Culture shock: a Masai chief in London.

Sorry, sir, I'm just not that stupid

So, last night I had to stop on my way home to get gas. It was around 11:45 PM, and the Shell station on 202 on my way is open till midnight. So I pull into the lot. And as soon as I turn off my car, the main lights turn off.

Attendant walks out to my car. I crack my window.

He says "I just turned off the pumps."
I say "okay, thanks anyway" and start my car.
He says "you know what? if you can wait 5 minutes i can get the pumps started up again."
Now, the pumps shouldn't have been off yet in the first place, but i roll with it. "Thanks" i say.
So then he says "okay, and then you have to give me a ride to meet my friend on route 22."
So then I say "bye" and drive off.

I went 45 minutes out of my way to get gas at the non-rape 24-hour Hess station 20 minutes down the road.

Scheduling attempt

This weekend: 04/18 Jesse Cook
04/19 King's Tax followed by possible QXT
04/26 A Thing
04/27 Nick M.'s bday & Aimee's shower
05/03 BBQ with Jason's old work friends
05/04 Fairy Festival
05/16-05/18 Windsor Faire
05/23-05/26 Quest
06/28 Totally Normal Event

Will be updated as I remember everything I have to do.

Upgrade!

Just upgraded to a paid account. Re-activated old userpics, plus added a bunch from cosmic_hiccup's wedding, since it was the best wedding I've ever been to.