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http://www.scribd.com/doc/91/It-seems-this-essay-was-written-while-the-guy-was-high-hilarious-#

Hole.

Lee.

Crepe.

Go there. Read that.

AAAUGH!

Meme-age

1. Do you have a tattoo? 3 now, more when I can afford it.
2. How old are you? 27
3. Are you single or taken? Completely taken.
4. Fish? Tasty to eat, neat to look at, generally awesome vertebrates.
5. Do you dream in color? yes
6. Ever seen a corpse? yes
7. Hipsters or Hillbillies? Rockabillies?
8. How did we meet? I met jenn_girl at a Circle New Year's party.
9. What's your philosophy on life and death? Philosophy is for people with too much time on their hands.
10. If you could do anything with me, and have no one know, what would it be? Go shopping at the Sanrio store?
11. Do you trust the police? depends on the individual
12. Do you like musicals? yes
13. What is your fondest memory of me? Haven't had time to build many memories, but I like getting to know you through your LJ. I think you're a pretty strong person, and I'm impressed.
14. If you could change anything about yourself what would it be? I could stand to lose a bit more weight, but other than that, I'm happy.
15. Would you cheat? nope
16. What are you wearing? Jeans, sneakers, sweater.
17. Have you ever peed in a pool? possibly when I was in diapers?
18. Would you hide evidence for me if I asked you to? I've got a saws-all, a 50 gallon drum, and a questionable sense of morality. What do you need?
19. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together? Whatever you want. It's your last day.
20. Which do you prefer - short or long hair? I'm pretty flexible, as long as it looks good
21. What's your favorite day of the week? saturday
22. What's your favorite color? midnight blue
23. If you could bring back anyone that has passed, who would it be? My dad
24. Tell me one interesting/odd fact about you? I saved a kid's life once, and sustained brain damage in the process.
25. What was your first impression of me? You seemed sad, but I think you were just tired.
26. Have you ever done drugs? yes
27. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

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http://www.int.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=29&art_id=iol1190279887182A551

Bit of sheer awesomeness. Maybe speech therapists will start using parrots? It would take a lot of screenings to find therapy parrots, though. They're generally pretty temperamental. Still, this rules.