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Once upon a time, a long time ago, there were two kingdoms on either side of a great forest. They were very close together, as although the forest was very long, it was only a day's walk across. The people in these two kingdoms were very much alike. They spoke the same language and had the same ways and customs. This is because once these two kingdoms had been one, but the kings' grandfathers had been twin brothers and had quarrelled and split the kingdom in two along the forest.
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It is high time that all us freaks and weirdos and gays got in the faces of everyone who's scared of us and made them uncomfortable. Of course, this is only a good idea if there is a ready escape route. If we die at their hands, we can't keep driving them crazy.

Is there anyone in North Jersey who can teach me Arabic?

I need to become a problem. Frightening other weirdos doesn't accomplish my goals, although if I can frighten them, they deserve it just as much.

-----This part of the post is just to violate the Patriot Act. Pay it no mind.-------
I hate George W. Bush and I will laugh if he suffers an unfortunate accident.
Terrorists.
Assassination.
Jyhad.

Anyone know more hot words?