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So who can tell me the problem with a customer in Hawaii asking me how much it costs to ship to her via UPS ground service?

The tuatara is an interesting little lizard.

I heard on a radio talk show (evil) this morning that there may soon be a chocolate shortage. I expect violence to increase worldwide as a result.

I heart my lunch break.

Twirl "Squee!"

It's official. My mother drives men to drink. Ron was drunk in front of me for the first time last night. I teased him about it, but honestly I think it's crass. Also--and I don't think I blame him for this--my niece calls him Pop. She's never met her real grandfather. This makes me very angry if I think about it for too long.

Dad didn't get to bed till 4 AM. He may not be up to throwing his bed out tonight. Poor little muppet.

Platypus

Also, deli-style pickles are da bomb, yo

You are TK-007 (also known as Donald 'Da Pimp'
Jackson) stationed in Mos Eisley!

You've become familiar with hot ass dirt. Though
you've been jacked by several Jawas, you have
become HARD in the area. After being here for
several months, no one fucks with your shit.
You usually sit around the Cantina and make fun
of the bitch ass Rodians. Your destiny is a
very bad one. You get sat on by a Ronto. Now
THAT sucks ass.


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