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[holly_evolving]

I could say something important, but why? Instead, renaming myself as a drag queen and as a porn star:

(there are other variants on these formulae, but this is how I learned it in junior high)

Drag Queen:
First pet + mother's maiden name.
Snowbird Walsh.
not bad.

Porn Star:
Middle name + street you grew up on.
Kathleen Central.

Bwaaaaahhhh!

That's always been a personal favorite. I would love to be flooded with comments in a similar vein.

Platypus

Comments

[nicodemus-ace.livejournal.com]

hmmmm... let's try:
Drag Queen: Kelly Franklin
- hot damn! That would actually work. Never tried drag... wonder how that would turn out. Wonder if I'd make a hot chick, Loretta!.. Okay, 'nuf said.
Porn Star: Peter Monroe
- freaky..those formulas WORK! Wonder... ah, shucks. Gonna quit while I'm ahead.
Badger badger badger badger... (trance)

[glamour-junkie.livejournal.com]

Drag Queen:
First pet + mother's maiden name:

Scruffy Krossnodomski.

Clearly this formula doesn't work for everyone.


Porn Star:
Middle name + street you grew up on:

Elizabeth Yerkes.

Again, not workin'.
That WOULD be a good pen name though if I decided to start writing stuffy 18th centruy novels. So, good with the bad.

[holly-evolving.livejournal.com]

Hmm, a stuffy 18th century novel by Scruffy Krossnodomski. Yeah, I'd have to read that. *grin*

[wolf-nd-shadows.livejournal.com]

Drag name:
Shadow Thayer

Porn name:
Paul Edgewood