Bitches & bitching

[holly_evolving]

Watching Animal Planet dog championships...I'm only posting because there's a commercial break. I love the hound group. Honestly, I think it should be split into sight and scent hounds.

So I have something to complain about. Victoria's Secret. I'm a 36D. Why, when I walk into their store, are the only bras in my size either push-up or reducing? Why must I wish to be either bigger or smaller than I am? Why can't I like being a 36D? WHEN did being a 36D become a bad thing? So I will no longer buy Victoria's Secret bras.

Hmm, I'm pretty horny.

Comments

[wpschlitz.livejournal.com]

None of the big boobed girls i know shop at vicki's for that exact reason.
though, from what i've seen it's pretty tough to get sexy bras for big boobies anyway... hrmmm, maybe it's an untapped market. someone should get on that.

[glamour-junkie.livejournal.com]

Being a 40C, its near-impossible for me to find something in Victoria's Secret to accomodate me. I can even make a 38C function fine with a little breaking in.

But no, no no. Apparently, when I go in there, the store's stock is 99% 34B, with a few 34 C's and 34 A's thrown in for "variety".

I call b ullsh*t on that. Hence, haven't shopped at that god-forsaken store for years now. I feel bad, because Jada works for them and I'd like to support her store, but... I just can't help but think that I shouldn't have to pay them an astronomical fee like $70 a bra to cram myself into a size that they think is worthy, only to minimize or maximize my cleavage to something its not.

F*ck that. I'm stickin' with Gap Body. :)

[holly-evolving.livejournal.com]

hmmmm, I wonder if Gap Body does a comfy strapless in my size. I need one for a wedding. Prettiest bridesmaid dress EVER, but strapless. And I dance.

[vampire-scion.livejournal.com]

I had to comment on this because:

1) You reference your 36 D breasts.
and
2) You are pretty horny.

*blink*

Moving right along...

A poor analogy, perhaps--but I am a tall, large man. It's difficult for me to find any nice dress shirts or pants. Even then, they fit poorly-- too small in some place, too tight in others. I end up looking like a hobo, and I've pretty much had this frame since I was fourteen.

Well-- I certainly see no problem with the gifts your creators have endowed you with anymore than I rue my own. It sucks you can't find appropaite bras in your size. Strangely, I have a book on sewing undergarments-- part of the Singer series-- but I feel you will probally find something which suits you without having to go the DIY route.

Jason

[holly-evolving.livejournal.com]

You've always managed to pull yourself together well when I've seen you. And yeah, I'm probably going to follow in glamour_junkie's footsteps rather than make my own. I don't have time to learn to use my sewing machine. Which is a crying shame; it's such a nice one.

[vampire-scion.livejournal.com]

...and me without a sewing machine!

I manage to pull myself together because you are a nice young lady and I can dress nice ensamble with my good clothes, oh, one or two days a month.

I betcha you'll look all purty done up in bridesmaid gear. I'd love to see your dress and hair!

[holly-evolving.livejournal.com]

Awww, I feel special.

I'll post any pictures I get of the event.