Best. Rant. Ever.

[holly_evolving]

"The only way I can describe the "music" of The Locust is that it's what you would get if Mindless Self Indulgence and Hal the evil robot from 2001 were both lobotomized and forced to torture Wesley Willis to death with blunted chainsaws, and then they forcibly faxed his mangled corpse to a den of crack-smokers who took turns repeatedly sodomizing it with dead rats and headless cockroaches and then made a power shake out of two teaspoons or crack and a dollop of human brains and spiced it with the few meaty bits of vermin-molested Wesley corpse that were left and injected the resulting steaming gunk directly into their eyeballs and then you made a mix tape the gibberish they said while they ran around like super high on a blend of Wesley guts and dead rat juices and played it back five times as loud with a broken tape deck that stops a lot and hates everyone who listens to it and the music it plays on a completely spiritual and religious level."

--whineofjudgment

Dude.